| <jvarner> | heh. Tennis commentator at the olympics: |
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<jvarner> | "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... oh my god, what have I just said?" |
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<nougatmachine> | w00t |
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<jvarner> | another fun one: |
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<jvarner> | "Julian Dicks is everywhere - It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." |
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<nougatmachine> | haha |
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* nougatmachine loves this extremely highbrow humor |
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* jvarner gives nougatmachine a melvin. |
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