<mog> | I've always had a beautiful line that I've been saving |
<mog> | for whenever I announce a football game |
<mog> | "Like a pedophile in a playground, that runningback has been penetrating small holes" |
<magpie> | haha |
<Wintermute> | oh man |
<mog> | one day, gents |
<mog> | one day |
<Wintermute> | I'd suggest that to my bro(he's done HS football radio before, a couple games), but ... no |
<Wintermute> | I think he may want to keep his job |
<mog> | oh come on |
<mog> | it's hilarious |
<Wintermute> | yeah |
<Wintermute> | but mog, you must understand, he lives in North Carolina |
<mog> | good poitn |
<mog> | better change "pedophile" to "priest" |
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