| <_din> | so after i get back from the boxing matches saturday |
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<_din> | stayed at my gf's place |
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<_din> | apparently i was sleepwalking |
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<_din> | last i remember is that my gf woke me up at 4am |
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<_din> | and says "You just pissed in my floor." |
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<_din> | i'm all WTF |
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<_din> | NO FSCKIN WAY |
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<_din> | i pissed just to the right of her desk, in my sleep |
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<_din> | and flushed the printer |
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<_din> | and came back to bed |
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