| <_Alkivar> | we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west |
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<_Alkivar> | we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph |
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<_Alkivar> | flew past a trooper on the side of the road |
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<_Alkivar> | trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway |
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<_Alkivar> | we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us |
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<_Alkivar> | we decided to be good and stop |
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<_Alkivar> | cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell |
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<_Alkivar> | walks up to the side of the car and goes |
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<_Alkivar> | "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE" |
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<_Alkivar> | Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license |
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<_Alkivar> | cop's jaw hits the fucking ground |
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<_Alkivar> | most stunned face I've ever fucking seen |
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<_Alkivar> | in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here" |
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<_Alkivar> | no ticket... too embarassed apparently |
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<_Alkivar> | I'll never forget that day long as I live |
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<_Alkivar> | I was sure we were goin to jail |
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