| <Scotty> | Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway. |
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<Scotty> | After school, me and my friends went to the drug store. |
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<Scotty> | And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter. |
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<Scotty> | And she scanned them. |
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<Scotty> | And he acted like he didn't have enough money. |
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<Scotty> | He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back." |
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<Scotty> | So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other. |
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<Scotty> | Oh my fucking God |
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<Scotty> | Until the day I die |
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<Scotty> | I will never forget that lady's face. |
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<DanT> | haha |
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<Scotty> | Best bet I've ever lost. |
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