| <JasonM> | Oh my god. |
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<JasonM> | I was at the train station today, and this REALLY EMO GUY comes up to me and asks me if i have a lighter |
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<JasonM> | So i get it out and go to light it |
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<JasonM> | Then his fucking fringe catches on fire |
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<aikon> | LOL! |
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<JasonM> | I pissbolted. |
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<JasonM> | I'm scared of going back there tomorrow and seeing a burned emo corpse on the ground |
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