| <Darric> | Ok, so this guy's playing golf with a priest. |
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<Darric> | And he's really bad, so every time after one bad putt after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE" |
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<[PervertedMonk]> | k |
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<[PervertedMonk]> | ... |
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<Darric> | Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED" |
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<Darric> | And the priest becomes a little unnerved |
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<[PervertedMonk]> | obviously |
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<Darric> | So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or the Lord may well strike you down" |
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<Darric> | Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!" |
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<Darric> | And then there's a rumbling in the clouds, and a lightning bolt strikes the priest dead |
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<Darric> | And a voice overhead... "FUCK I MISSED" |
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