| <Valdek> | rofl |
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<Valdek> | my sister's friend alyssa just came into the kitchen when i was getting some grape juice |
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<Valdek> | and yelled "don't ever cum inside a girl!" |
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<Valdek> | and threw a pregnancy test box at me |
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