| <vai> | My mom is like, deathly afraid of worms and she saw one on the sidewalk |
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<vai> | so she made me go get it and she went inside the house, so I went in the house with the worm in my hand |
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<vai> | and she yelled my name and told me to get rid of it, so I threw it outside I came in the house |
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<vai> | she called me an asshole and a son of a bitch |
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<vai> | so I was like "son of a bitch?" she said "shut up, you're adopted go away" |
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<vai> | =( |
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