| <@Jism> | haha megaman_exe, you're pretty stupid |
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<%Ark> | uh.. jism |
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<%Ark> | what about the time your gf was around, you went to run to the bed and bounce on it but you tripped on your cat and went flying through your bedroom window shattering it to peices as you lay on the ground screaming in pain with cuts all over your naked body? |
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<@Jism> | well, fuck, thanks for reminding me and telling 89 people in the process |
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