| <@Confessor> | I remember one time in boot camp. |
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<@Confessor> | When I tried to ask the RDC for a head call... 'bathroom break.' |
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<@Confessor> | I forgot the 'call' part. |
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<@Confessor> | I ended up respectfully requesting head. |
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<@Confessor> | From my drill instructor. |
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<@Confessor> | And thus ended any hope of a political career. |
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