| <@Valkarious> | OMFG |
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<@Valkarious> | I'm talking to this girl on the phone |
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<@Valkarious> | and all of a sudden this Flash porno ad comes up outta no where |
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<@Valkarious> | "Unnnhhh Mmmmm Oh yeah, baby, pound that sweet pussy" |
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<@Valkarious> | OMFG |
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<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> | ROFL |
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<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> | she'd be like wtf ... |
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<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> | sad cunt ... |
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<@Valkarious> | Well, normally I can talk my way out of things real fast |
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<@Valkarious> | This time.... i dunno |
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<@Valkarious> | "Uhhh OH SHIT... That's my parents" |
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