| <laurent> | i went to go support a user earlier |
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<laurent> | turns out this hottie in the sales department was having mouse problems |
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<laurent> | and shes talking to me while wearing a veeeery revealing top combo |
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<laurent> | and she goes under her desk to unplug the mouse and turns out shes wearing a thong under those tight pants |
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<laurent> | think unsexy thoughts. think unsexy thoughts. no boner. no boner. uhh lets see if the cidr is /26 that gives me 6 bits to play with which is 64 minus two gives me 62 usable hosts on the subnet |
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<laurent> | *whew* no boner |
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