<@Khel> | haha, I just went upstairs, got a plate out of the cupboard, got pizza out of the fridge, then left the pizza on the bench and microwaved an empty plate for 2 minutes |
<@Khel> | gg me |
<@tung> | haha you suck |
<Lithios> | hahahaha |
<@tung> | at least you know the plate is clean now |
<thrax> | lol thats nothing, unwrapped a mars bar, and threw it in the bin and tryed to eat the wrapper. |
<Parag0n> | ROFL !!!! |
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