| Alex> | So I was in the doctors yesterday, when my time came a large woman walked out of his room and I walked in. He said 'God bless her, I just confirmed to her that she was morbidly obese.' |
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Alex> | I wasn't too sure what to say, but replied 'You shouldn't have told her that, the poor woman has enough on her plate.' |
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