| nurv3947> | So, I was talking to one of my friends, and she's kinda fat, right? |
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nurv3947> | And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks "Are you pregnant?" |
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nurv3947> | And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts." |
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nurv3947> | Honestly, I almost died. |
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nurv3947> | I just turned and walked away. |
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nurv3947> | I couldn't even walk straight. |
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