| Iridium24> | well my lady friend seemed excited to get my number so we'll see |
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DogmaticLaw99> | lol |
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DogmaticLaw99> | see what she looks like when youre sober |
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Iridium24> | i was DD friday night |
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DogmaticLaw99> | ahh |
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Iridium24> | but i totally know what you mean |
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Iridium24> | a year ago feb when i had just turned 21 |
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Iridium24> | omg i dont know what the fuck i was thinking |
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Iridium24> | she had this GIANT birth mark across her face |
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DogmaticLaw99> | lol |
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Iridium24> | i didnt notice until i called her up the next day and i picked her up for a date |
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Iridium24> | i almost went "holy shit what happened to your face!" |
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Iridium24> | and then i saw some pictures and she has clearly had it all her life |
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Iridium24> | i was like omg, how many drinks did i have last night! |
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DogmaticLaw99> | thats sad bro |
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Iridium24> | In conclusion i go to dance clubs sober now |
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