| <dewdude> | last time i made chili it was on a sunday |
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<dewdude> | and i was in the store, 9 in the morning |
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<dewdude> | buying a six pack |
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<dewdude> | and chili mixins |
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<dewdude> | and people were like "have you no shame?" |
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<dewdude> | and i'm like "it's for the chili" |
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<dewdude> | once i told the stuck-up old lady in her church clothes the beer was for chili she shut-up |
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<dewdude> | then her husband was like ' |
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<dewdude> | "what kind of peppers you usin?" |
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<dewdude> | ... bastard took my chili recipie |
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