| <StupidStupor> | I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm. |
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<MoFoCowKing> | Damn. |
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<StupidStupor> | I was teaching him to ride his bike without his training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off the bike. |
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<StupidStupor> | So I broke the little bastard's arm. |
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