| <Lena> | My mama taught me how to dance |
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<Lena> | said if you can shake your ass right, guys will know what you're like in bed |
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<Lena> | my mom is such a whore |
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<Lena> | especially when she said all casually "Mija...have you ever had sex on a piano?" her voice is really thick with a spanish accent and I'm like "MAMA NO!" she goes "Good, dont, cause it's noisy" |
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<Lena> | I just looked at her in disbelief |
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<Lena> | and THEN! |
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<Lena> | one time she says "Mija, I dont want you sleeping with every tom dick and harry, maybe every tom and dick but not ever harry" |
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