| <mr_daemon> | I also set a reminder to clear the floors on the days the roomba is scheduled to run |
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<mr_daemon> | Because Roombas are a bit like puppies |
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<mr_daemon> | Somtimes you come home to find a bunch of shredded papers and kleenex all over the floor, electronics tossed around and wires everywhere with the roomba in the middle, its red light pulsing |
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