| <SubLimeR> | thank god for neighbors |
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<SubLimeR> | i was watching tv a few hours earlier and i fell asleep |
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<SubLimeR> | the kids came home from school and i had the door locked |
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<SubLimeR> | and i didn't hear it because i'm a really heavy sleeper, and i wake up and i yell "OMG WHERE ARE THE KIDS?!" |
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<SubLimeR> | so i call next door to ask if they've seen them and my buddy's wife says, "yeah dipshit you locked your god damn kids out" |
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