| <MrZodiac> | oh man |
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<MrZodiac> | this is so awkward |
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<MrZodiac> | This girl who I boink now and again is in an open relationship with a dude I knew in college |
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<MrZodiac> | This past weekend she and I made merry, and I threw ropey jets of jism all over her and some of the furnature we were making merry on |
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<MrZodiac> | And I used a towel to clean her and the furnature off |
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<MrZodiac> | So the guy sends me a myspace IM today asking me which towel I used |
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<MrZodiac> | ugh |
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<MrZodiac> | I feel weird |
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