| <soylent> | Chemical Ali captured |
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<soylent> | i thought they had killed him |
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<clay> | they killed him three times |
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<clay> | he committed suicide once or twice |
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<clay> | He is the king of spades and No. 5 in the deck of cards issued by the military of the 55 most-wanted Iraqis. |
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<clay> | there are 52 cards in a deck |
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<clay> | plus two jokers i guess |
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<clay> | whats the other one |
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<clay> | the little card that tells you how to play two card games |
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<clay> | i wonder who got stuck with that winner |
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<clay> | probably the guy who brought saddam his morning slippers |
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