| <@mikesch> | the woman sitting across from me has a weird tinyhand. |
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<@mikesch> | with the same french manicure that her other, regular, hand has. |
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<@jop> | are you picturing it around your cock |
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<@mikesch> | I am now, you fucker. |
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