| <JZarnecki> | So I hooked up with a girl for the first time in like a year. She wasn't anything great to look at, but I'll take what I can get. |
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<JZarnecki> | Her occupation was USPS delivery. |
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<JZarnecki> | We eventually get down to business and I'm fucked up drunk and wearing a condom, but still manage to cum almost immediately because it had been so long. I pumped like 8 times it was terrible. She was pissed |
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<JZarnecki> | Anyways, the next day when i wake up shes already gone and i shit you not, there is a "Failure to Deliver" notice from her stuck on my door. |
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<EJAYwarrior42> | Give me her new number, I need to invite her to the league of internet superheroes. |
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