| <WeenieBeenie419> | tell me a joke |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | Okay |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | Kate, Dana and I are drunk at a bar. Who drives home and why? |
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<WeenieBeenie419> | umm... i dunno? |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | I do, because women can't drive! |
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<WeenieBeenie419> | you prick |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | Wait, this isn't Matt is it? |
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<WeenieBeenie419> | no, im his gf |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | Oh good, I thought it was his mom |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | bitch. |
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