| <Destruya> | Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to. |
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<Destruya> | Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive crashes. They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit up, and empty your fucking wallet. |
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<Destruya> | But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties. |
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<Destruya> | "This bitch isn't compatible with me. I want a new one." |
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<Japhro> | 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the fuck out!' |
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