| <Cynic> | it looks like a flashlight but on the inside instead of batteries and a lightbulb, there's a synthetic vagina! |
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<Elven> | ... |
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<Dexi> | they also have anus and mouth |
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<Dexi> | not just va- |
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<Dexi> | i mean... i have no idea what types of orifices they offer! |
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