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Chat 1695 by Anonymous on 20/12/2010

<crisp> www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm?Category=7&aff=12691
<bongy> frankly, i'm getting myself one of those!
<bongy> "Glow In The Dark Vagina Orifice. It looks so real, especially during use. Mild lime scent."
<bongy> tara, does your orifice glow in the dark?
<Teargarden> only if I have a flashlight up my ass
<Teargarden> er...um...nevermind
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