| <@pomolwii> | So, funny story. I don't know if it's true or not, but according to my public speaking professor, it is. |
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<@pomolwii> | So, a few people decide to throw a party and decide to inflate a few blow-up dolls with helium to have floating around the house. |
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<@pomolwii> | Now, everything's going well, until apparently some of these dolls escape into the night sky via an open door/window/something |
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<@pomolwii> | According to what he told us, a woman a few blocks down saw these dolls and thought that the rapture was occuring, and people were floating away into heaven |
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<@pomolwii> | so this woman RUNS INTO THE STREET, screaming to be taken with them, only to be hit and killed by a car |
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