| <paul> | my mom was suspected of child abuse by my pediatrician as a kid |
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<paul> | she swore up and down i wasn't being abused |
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<paul> | the doctor was sceptical |
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<paul> | they went out into the waiting room where I was |
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<paul> | mom was like "paul, come here!" |
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<paul> | I get up, look at her instead of where I was going, and run full tilt into a pole |
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<paul> | doctor's like "sorry maam, you had to see this from my position" |
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