| <TrafficCone> | Me: "So would you sleep with me for a milion bucks?" |
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<TrafficCone> | Her: "I guess. Thats a lota money." |
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<TrafficCone> | Me: "How about 50 bucks?" |
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<TrafficCone> | Her: "What do you think I am, a filthy whore?" |
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<TrafficCone> | Me: "Well we know what you are, now we're just negotiating the price." |
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<TrafficCone> | Earned me a slap, but it seemed like a good idea at the time, and I stand by that decision. |
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