| <insaneidiot> | so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes to run around killing people |
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<MC> | He was beat as a child |
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<Tar> | it's because he yearns desperately for approval |
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<HunterX11> | its the name |
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<HunterX11> | if you name a girl candi, she'll be a stripper |
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<HunterX11> | if you name a boy jeeves, he'll be a butler |
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<HunterX11> | if you name a guy launcelot, he's gonna fucking lance people |
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