| <dil_dil> | Seriously, I had mice as pets when I was a kid. Â Eventually, a LOT of mice. Â So I built a cage so I could separate the males and females. Â That's about when I learned you don't build a mouse cage out of particle board... |
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<dil_dil> | After they chewed their way out of the cage, I'd hear my mother screaming in the middle of the night as they climbed up the curtains in her bedroom. |
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