<p2p> | I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom with a built-in vibrator |
<shxrobert> | oh great the rubber that makes you come as you put the fucker on |
<p2p> | the downside is you have to shove the AA battery up your ass |
<Gollie> | downside? |
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