| <Beltz> | This condom in my drawer, it's about to expire. Two weeks left! And those things last for 5 years. |
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<Dindrane> | ... wow. |
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<Dindrane> | Tell me it's a family heirloom or something, passed down? |
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<Mickster> | Just tell me it's not used |
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<Dindrane> | Ya, cuz keeping a used condom as opposed to a packaged one makes you more of a loser? |
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<Kyatoru> | I'd say so. That's a disgusting trophy. |
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<Beltz> | My last 2 or 3 were in my wallet for so long they eventually had holes all over them and were brown inside due to dust. I started carrying one in my wallet at all times due to my last near-sex experience. I have such a wild imagination. |
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<Dindrane> | Beltz - I hear of people having near-deather experiences... but near-sex? Holy shiznit, man. |
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