| <fvdl> | How can one fuck and wank and the same time? |
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<cjs> | It's a secret the English have kept for centuries. |
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<mothra> | tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand. |
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<d@n> | "oh, hand! i mean cindy!" |
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