Neko> | how long has it been since i've seen you? |
Rawr> | since December 9th |
Neko> | dammit i wanted you to do the math and tell me how many weeks |
Rawr> | three weeks, three days? |
Neko> | oh good thank you |
Rawr> | why, is someone asking you? |
Neko> | no |
Neko> | i was bleeding then, and i need to keep track of when i need to buy more tampons |
Rawr> | ... |
Rawr> | you are the least romantic person EVER |
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