| <NoAzRk> | So everyday I make my pb&j when I get home. One night I wake up for a snack and go to the kitchen. Moms smeared peanut butter and has the dog lapping. |
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<Argmyeye> | sick! what did you do? |
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<NoAzRk> | I made a fucking pb&j when she was done. I was hungry. |
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