| <Emerl> | Ok, so I ordered pizza from Dominos last night. (It's the only place in town that delivers.) |
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<Emerl> | When the delivery guy walks up, I notice two weird things. 1. He's not wearing a name tag. 2. He is fat and has pizza stains on his shirt |
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<Emerl> | So then I take the pizza and pay. He's squirming, real suspicious-like. When he gets the money, he runs out and gets into his car, and does a burnout as he accelerates away. |
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<Emerl> | I open the pizza box and it looks like fucking Pac-man |
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<Emerl> | This fucker got hungry and ate my pizza |
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<Emerl> | Anyway, I reported him and got him fired |
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<Emerl> | Apparently, this wasn't the first time this happened |
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