| <Zerro> | there's this lady that lives at this place i deliver pizza to... |
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<Zerro> | and she used to answer the door in scantily clad clothing |
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<Wry> | oh yea, the one your manager went to see? |
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<Zerro> | and i hit on her |
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<Zerro> | and fucking guess what |
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<Wry> | you hit on her?! |
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<Wry> | xD |
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<Zerro> | SHES ONE OF MY MOM'S FIENDS |
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<Wry> | OMG |
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<Zerro *FRIENDS |
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<Wry> | HAHA |
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<Wry> | HOLY CRAP |
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<Zerro> | I SAW HER ON MY MOM'S MYSPACE |
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<Wry> | HOLY FREAKING CRAP |
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