| <Animaga> | so, there's this panda bear |
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<Animaga> | and he walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down |
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<Animaga> | once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out |
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<Animaga> | manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food" |
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<Animaga> | so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up |
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<Animaga> | the workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing |
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<Animaga> | he hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear" |
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<Animaga> | it says "small black and white bear, native to asia. eats shoots and leaves." |
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