| <@mr_white> | i think my friend has ADD |
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<@mr_white> | turn up at his house today |
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<@mr_white> | he answers teh door with the left side of his face clean shaved |
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<@mr_white> | and the right side has a beard |
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<@mr_white> | and the chin is just stubble |
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<@mr_white> | turns out he was shaving |
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<@mr_white> | and mid-shave he needs a piss |
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<@mr_white> | so he takes a leak then leaves |
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<@mr_white> | forgets to finish the shave |
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<t0ks> | rofl |
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<@mr_white> | that's not the best part |
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<@mr_white> | when i turned up it was 5pm |
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<@mr_white> | he'd shaved at 11am |
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<@mr_white> | and he'd been out to town etc during this 6 hour gap |
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