<balls> | my sister is an idiot |
<balls> | my dad was doing something with our phones, so he called my brother (who was at work) to turn off his cell phone. this WHOLE TIME my sister is right at his side. so when hes done, he tells my sister to call my brother and tell him that its ok to turn his cell phone on. so she calls his cell phone, walks into the room and goes "hes not picking up, so i left a message" |
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