| <Zarzig> | If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would drink it. |
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<Zarzig> | Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in a matter of seconds... |
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<Zarzig> | but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty... |
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