| <Spiff> | I was wondering why Jews didn't celebrate Christmas the other night |
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<Spiff> | and the answer I came up with was that it was like John Wilkes Booth celebrating Lincoln's birthday |
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<Spiff> | It's just not right celebrating the birthday of the guy you killed. |
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