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Chat 4446 by Anonymous on 03/01/2011

 * Joins: lscottl (scott@dialup-63.209.124.98.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net)
<lscottl> is anyone here
<lscottl> damn this sucks
<lscottl> i feel like a homeless 88 year old
<lscottl> i shit my pants in Wallgreens today
<lscottl> looked like pancake syrup was coming out of my ass
<lscottl> wtf is wrong with me
<lscottl> :(
<lscottl> i hate my ass
<lscottl> its getting back at me for all the spicy food i eat
<madman`> sick
<[mizi]> scott you're like a child.
<[mizi]> what the hell is wrong with you
<obs1d1an> ack dude
<obs1d1an> better learn some fuckin muscle control son
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