| <+phUlCrUM> | i woke up to the sound of rain of the roof |
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_<+phUlCrUM> | layed in bed and listend to it for a couple of minutes then rememberd that i left my windows down in the car |
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_<+BalefireX> | that would have been funny to watch |
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_<+phUlCrUM> | what? me sprint out of bed, run outside half asleep, realize that i forgot my keys, slip in the mud and almost fall on my face turning around, get inside, grab my keys, sprint back outside and close my windows? |
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_<+phUlCrUM> | naw, that wouldnt have been funny to watch |
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_<+BalefireX> | you realize that your car would have been just as wet had you taken your time to get dressed and calmly walk out and do it? |
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_<+phUlCrUM> | you see, now i realize that... but when im half asleep im like 10x as dumb as i usually am |
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_<+BalefireX> | im amazed you remembered to breathe |
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