| <tps^snoogans> | haha |
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<tps^snoogans> | i just went into the kitchen |
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<tps^snoogans> | and picked up this boneless buffalo wing |
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<tps^snoogans> | and said "why didnt i eat this this morning?" |
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<tps^snoogans> | so i ate it |
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<tps^snoogans> | and then i was like "oh yeah i dropped it on the ground outside" |
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<tps^snoogans> | i'm a fucking retard |
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